FPL Prayer Mat
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Bet yee kids didn't know about this vital FPL tool. Arguably more important then CTC - no mortals fully understand the power of the prayer mat.
FPL gods,
Please grant us a Rooney hat trick on Sunday. You may sacrifice Mata in this offering.
Forever yours
Chewey
FPL gods,
Please grant us a Rooney hat trick on Sunday. You may sacrifice Mata in this offering.
Forever yours
Chewey
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Ahh, chewybacca. What a find!!!!!!
The mat is more than vital, it's as important to a devout fpl'er as a superstar dj's bag of white labels ...
At this moment in time though, it's all about the angel of Maria for me. Roondog, of course, is welcome to get involved in any goal feast. But he's playing second fiddle now to the Argentinian wizard.
Hallowed be thy name, in Mancunia as it is in heaven ....
The mat is more than vital, it's as important to a devout fpl'er as a superstar dj's bag of white labels ...
At this moment in time though, it's all about the angel of Maria for me. Roondog, of course, is welcome to get involved in any goal feast. But he's playing second fiddle now to the Argentinian wizard.
Hallowed be thy name, in Mancunia as it is in heaven ....
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Dear FPL gods. 0 points or less for Di Maria tomorrow would be a real blessing. Also, please let Diego Costa, who flies close to you, keep on keeping on.
Thank you in advance
Thank you in advance
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Can we have a less supernatural alternative to the prayer mat for those of us who don't believe in magic babies
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Dear FPL Gods, bless us with an Aguero hat-trick and a Leicester clean sheet tomorrow.
Forever yours,
gallus
Forever yours,
gallus
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It's just called "hoping".Mav3rick wrote:Can we have a less supernatural alternative to the prayer mat for those of us who don't believe in magic babies
- Stemania
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Has anyone tried kneeling in front of Dawkins? Probably wouldn't have an effect in fpl, but we'd probably learn more.
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Dear FPL Gods, please send Sanchez a dodgy meal and a few days off football so that my vice captain Austin might score double points. Or failing that give Sanchez a hattrick too in a 4-3 Liverpool win (all Liverpool goals scored by Lucas or other similarly unowned player).
In return I will happily sacrifice up Siggy in next week's transfers in thanks.
In return I will happily sacrifice up Siggy in next week's transfers in thanks.
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Mav3rick wrote:Can we have a less supernatural alternative to the prayer mat for those of us who don't believe in magic babies
Agreed, Godless Spellchecker on Twitter gets my vote. Or Daniel Dennet
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Dear FPL gods (aka not magic baby),
Please grant Costa multiple goals on Monday night, all assisted by Fabregas or Oscar.
Please also arrange for Hazard to throw a punch at Ryan Shawcross, preferably on 58 minutes.
I'm desperate, and will sing your praises across the forum should either of these events occur
Regards, BobMem
Please grant Costa multiple goals on Monday night, all assisted by Fabregas or Oscar.
Please also arrange for Hazard to throw a punch at Ryan Shawcross, preferably on 58 minutes.
I'm desperate, and will sing your praises across the forum should either of these events occur
Regards, BobMem
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BobMem wrote:Dear FPL gods (aka not magic baby),
Please grant Costa multiple goals on Monday night, all assisted by Fabregas or Oscar.
Please also arrange for Hazard to throw a punch at Ryan Shawcross, preferably on 58 minutes.
I'm desperate, and will sing your praises across the forum should either of these events occur
Regards, BobMem
Dear FPL Gods
Please cast your almighty fury upon Bobmem for his disgusting display of blasphemy.
While you're at it God, please shine your heavenly light upon the boots of Brother Hazard and Brother Ivanovich.
Amen
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Please can Hazard cruelly abuse another young child dutifully fetching the ball for him. On 59 mins. That would be nice.
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"God @TheTweetOfGod
Stop praying to Me about Liverpool. It's got nothing to do with Me. Sometimes teams just suck. #LFC"
Stop praying to Me about Liverpool. It's got nothing to do with Me. Sometimes teams just suck. #LFC"
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Why are we resurrecting a thread from 2007??
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Why make a new one?gooberman wrote:Why are we resurrecting a thread from 2007??
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It's quite a good thread actually.BobMem wrote:Why make a new one?gooberman wrote:Why are we resurrecting a thread from 2007??
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Ok my prayers for the remaining games:
Clean sheet for Pantillimon plus a penalty save.
A Chelsea 3-1 win with all the goals coming from Oscar with no involvement from Costa and Fabregas and Costa to be sent off on 59 mins for lashing out at Shawcross.
Thanks
Clean sheet for Pantillimon plus a penalty save.
A Chelsea 3-1 win with all the goals coming from Oscar with no involvement from Costa and Fabregas and Costa to be sent off on 59 mins for lashing out at Shawcross.
Thanks
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How many virgins do I have to sacrifice for an Ivanović hat trick?
Or will rearranging my furniture do the trick?
Or will rearranging my furniture do the trick?
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If your front door faces West it should be painted blue.
When the seagulls follow the trawler...
When the seagulls follow the trawler...
- Stemania
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You're too late. I've already made a deal with all the current flavour of the month deities that Chambers will be the right back of choice for the remainder of the weekend. Buddha initially preferred Wisdom, but I won him over. Yahweh was still reeling from San Lorenzo's loss to Madrid so would pretty much agree to anything. I thought about asking him about women's equality, but he'd stopped listening by then (or maybe he was just pretending not to listen). Allah took some convincing, as he was still furious from finding out Hutton was suspended (no pun there, he just really likes the Villa full back). Brahman was a complete pushover as he knew very little about football.Carlos Kickaball wrote:How many virgins do I have to sacrifice for an Ivanović hat trick?
I also sent an email to Uri Gellar just in case I was talking to myself. He told me he'd inform Micheal.
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Just one or two points for Costa today please
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I guarantee he will get zeroquarky wrote:Just one or two points for Costa today please
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That would be great.quarky wrote:Just one or two points for Costa today please
If he could get a few more when he actually plays tomorrow, that would be even better!
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It worked! There is a god!
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Dear FPL Gods,
A hattrick by Azpilicueta would be nice, and a red card for Costa even nicer.
Yours faithfully,
Gallus
A hattrick by Azpilicueta would be nice, and a red card for Costa even nicer.
Yours faithfully,
Gallus
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Dear fpl mat
lots of goals for giroud and sanchez
hazard to start and score
thankyou
lots of goals for giroud and sanchez
hazard to start and score
thankyou
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Dear FPL mat.
Gameweek rank of No 1 please.
Gameweek rank of No 1 please.
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Dear FPL God, I have a prophecy I wish fulfilled.
Red card for Costa
Assist from a corner + a goal for Downing
Penalty for Hazard.
Yellow cards for Chelsea back four.
Thank you FPL God in advance
Red card for Costa
Assist from a corner + a goal for Downing
Penalty for Hazard.
Yellow cards for Chelsea back four.
Thank you FPL God in advance
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