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Second half goals and assists for Sterling and Aguero with no Gundogan or KDB involvement please Lord. Failing that a RLC haul tomorrow would truly be a blessing.

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Oh might my FPL God. I ask that you show your incredible power by helping city concede against Newcastle. I would also receive a wonderful bounty of further sterling attacking returns if it is your will

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A prayer to the great and powerful gods of FPL. Please let Sir Harry train well during his rest and his price to drop 0.3 by the GW22 deadline. If this can not happen please PM me so I can buy LLorente when he starts against Swansea and West ham.
Wishing Eriksen and Vertonghen a merry Christmas a Very happy GW22 would be great as well.

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Please oh great and powerful FPL god. You have witnessed my discipline, faith and kindness to morata through hard times. Please reward me with a morata hattrick against stoke today, as well as a United win with goals from Pogba and lingard

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Oxford NZ wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 05:42 A prayer to the great and powerful gods of FPL. Please let Sir Harry train well during his rest and his price to drop 0.3 by the GW22 deadline.
And Lulu do enough to stop his Price from dropping before I get 'Arry de Doorsoff.

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Oh wise and all-knowing FPL Gods, I beseech you today to bestow guidance upon one of your flock, the faltering Brother Conte, who, in his demented ravings, hath benched my captain, Brother Hazard, leaving me waiting on Brother Salah's points at vice.

I pray for a trio of subs in the Chelsea match to keep Brother Hazard on the bench: any three of the Brothers Bakayoko, Batshuayi, Christensen, Fàbregas or Zappacosta from Brother Conte's flock will suffice.

I thank you, your humble and regretful servant, Brother Beard.

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Christ's son can stay on the bench, I want my 3rd subs points :lol:

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I'm not a religious man but I think I may have become a convert today.

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Pirlo's Beard wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 16:37 I'm not a religious man but I think I may have become a convert today.
Or pervert?

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blahblah wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 16:38
Pirlo's Beard wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 16:37 I'm not a religious man but I think I may have become a convert today.
Or pervert?

I became that long ago. :lol:

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Pirlo's Beard wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 16:50
blahblah wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 16:38
Pirlo's Beard wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 16:37 I'm not a religious man but I think I may have become a convert today.
Or pervert?

I became that long ago. :lol:
I am too polite to paint you with my brush :lol:

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Pirlo's Beard wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 16:20 Oh wise and all-knowing FPL Gods, I beseech you today to bestow guidance upon one of your flock, the faltering Brother Conte, who, in his demented ravings, hath benched my captain, Brother Hazard, leaving me waiting on Brother Salah's points at vice.

I pray for a trio of subs in the Chelsea match to keep Brother Hazard on the bench: any three of the Brothers Bakayoko, Batshuayi, Christensen, Fàbregas or Zappacosta from Brother Conte's flock will suffice.

I thank you, your humble and regretful servant, Brother Beard.

Why does it work for you? :roll:

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Joccki_10 wrote: 30 Dec 2017, 17:00 Why does it work for you? :roll:

Believe me, I'm as stunned as anyone.

I don't even believe in prayer. :lol:

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Well I don't need to say a lot here :arrow: Pogba is my VC; need a goal from him to just about make this a below average week. :lol:

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Loads of points for Jones, Pog and Lulu will go a way to make up for last GW's debacle.....

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I come to you on my knees. Please oh great and powerful FPL gods, do not continue to smite me. A clean sheet from mustafi, a goal from sterling, and city conceding is all I ask of you

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Coutinho and Firmino in starting 11 would be a nice little new years gift:)

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Let him make the sellers grimace and make me proud! :mrgreen:

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Ruth_NZ wrote:Image

Let him make the sellers grimace and make me proud! Image

I sold him last season before the Arsenal game. Think he got an 11-pointer then (goal, cleanie, max bps).

I sold him now. You should be good. Image

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Dear FPL Gods, may I ask you to guide Paul Pogba to score today for Manchester United? I have sacrificed plenty of points to others in recent weeks if that helps. :wink:

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Arnold assist not added ???????

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kingofpop wrote: 01 Jan 2018, 17:06 Arnold assist not added ???????

The Gods are indifferent.

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Pulpy wrote:Dear FPL Gods, may I ask you to guide Paul Pogba to score today for Manchester United? I have sacrificed plenty of points to others in recent weeks if that helps. :wink:

Hmm... Satisfied?

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Please please please let Kane play both games + actually please let Masuaku, Son and Cresswell to not miss a game this GW also.

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FranckKessie wrote: 01 Jan 2018, 12:55 Coutinho and Firmino in starting 11 would be a nice little new years gift:)
I think you have to be more specific. Please let them play 61 + minutes in GW23 a couple of goals and assist or three ( and for the rest of the season please) would be nice. Now the gods have rested them in GW22 this should be possible thanks in advance.

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oxxi1234 wrote: 01 Jan 2018, 19:29 Please please please let Kane play both games + actually please let Masuaku, Son and Cresswell to not miss a game this GW also.
You have to be more specific. We ask you, oh mighty FPL gods for Kane to play both games and score more than 2 goals this gameweek.

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A couple of my ml rivals forgot to set their teams up so either don't have Kane or have him as 3rd sub! C'mon big man strike down upon these forgetful men.

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Lots of my ml rivals forgot to set their teams so either forgot to get Kane, didn't captain him or have him as third sub! C'mon big fella strike down these forgetful men.

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Joccki_10 wrote: 01 Jan 2018, 19:27
Pulpy wrote:Dear FPL Gods, may I ask you to guide Paul Pogba to score today for Manchester United? I have sacrificed plenty of points to others in recent weeks if that helps. :wink:

Hmm... Satisfied?
Very although as a fellow Hazard owner I think it is only right and fair that Ruth_NZ's wish is granted too. :wink:

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Pulpy wrote:
Joccki_10 wrote: 01 Jan 2018, 19:27
Pulpy wrote:Dear FPL Gods, may I ask you to guide Paul Pogba to score today for Manchester United? I have sacrificed plenty of points to others in recent weeks if that helps. :wink:

Hmm... Satisfied?
Very although as a fellow Hazard owner I think it is only right and fair that Ruth_NZ's wish is granted too. :wink:

If Sané gets a goal I’m fine with that. :)

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