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God, grant me the courage to change the things I can,
The patience to accept the things I cannot,
And one of those trademark 16-FPL-pt days for Fabregas.
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blahblah wrote:Some points please, from anyone in my team, I am not fussy, at all.
you'll be helping yourself if you lost that Villa block and Man City semi-block :shock:
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URkiddingMe wrote:
blahblah wrote:Some points please, from anyone in my team, I am not fussy, at all.
you'll be helping yourself if you lost that Villa block and Man City semi-block :shock:
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Dear God,

please prevent Fabregas from scoring anything over 2 points. I transferred him out for Gerrard 3 weeks ago, has been a good move so far, please allow this to continue with Fab missing a penalty, getting sent off, then getting injured in the process til the end of the season.

I don't ask for much. You didn't heed my small request last week so I am counting on you this time.
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pork wrote:Dear God,

please prevent Fabregas from scoring anything over 2 points. I transferred him out for Gerrard 3 weeks ago, has been a good move so far, please allow this to continue with Fab missing a penalty, getting sent off, then getting injured in the process til the end of the season.

I don't ask for much. You didn't heed my small request last week so I am counting on you this time.
Oh dear, a counter-prayer from pork. This is how holy wars begin, you know...
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please please please can i have a correct captains choice this week as well as emphatic wins for arsenal and liverpool.please.please. oh, and please.
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DaPumpkin wrote:please please please can i have a correct captains choice this week as well as emphatic wins for arsenal and liverpool.please.please. oh, and please.
please can i have a 86+ gameweek please ta very much!
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pork wrote:Dear God,

please prevent Fabregas from scoring anything over 2 points. I transferred him out for Gerrard 3 weeks ago, has been a good move so far, please allow this to continue with Fab missing a penalty, getting sent off, then getting injured in the process til the end of the season.

I don't ask for much. You didn't heed my small request last week so I am counting on you this time.
Dear God,

eff off, i'm joining scientology

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Hello Lord,

Happy New Year.

This week please dump a flood of rain on Reading at 11:31am tomorrow calling their match off without letting those who ronaldo captain know.
A hat-trick for captain Fab to restore the equilibrium in our universe.

Cheers
your repentant servant
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Please can Cahill be bitten by a mysterious ozzie dung beetle that travelled in one of his relatives' luggage and be sidelined for 12 weeks with a mysterious virus?

Oh, and please can I finally make a transfer this gameweek that works out for me?
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Lord,

Please make Ronaldo get 2 yellow cards and break his leg on an advertising sign while walking off the field so I don't look silly in my other thread.

Many thanks.

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cookiezncream wrote:Lord,

Please make Ronaldo get 2 yellow cards and break his leg on an advertising sign while walking off the field so I don't look silly in my other thread.

Many thanks.

:P
2-2-10-2-2 should make most people captain him 5 weeks in a row would be far better, then he can do that. :lol:
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Ok FPL god,

37 points last week. You win and you proved your point by ignoring my previous prayers.

I'm not telling you what i want this week.

All the best !
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OMG, what did you do to sligorover's old avatar? :shock:

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sligorover wrote:Ok FPL god,

37 points last week. You win and you proved your point by ignoring my previous prayers.

I'm not telling you what i want this week.

All the best !
sligorover
Glad to see you've finally learnt that all this praying nonsense is useless! :D
URkiddingMe wrote:OMG, what did you do to sligorover's old avatar? :shock:

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After many many let-downs on his prayer mat pleas, sligorover has renounced his faith! And thus had to change his avatar off the cheerful Jesus to something a bit more salacious, in-keeping with his new atheistic hedonistic beliefs :wink: :D
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O Lord,

Please let Jermaine Defoe be stricken down with a minor injury/virus before tomorrow's game. I could do with him sitting this one out as I've got Forssell on my bench and I want his 14 points and likely 3 boni to boost my pitiful score this week.

Cheersy!

Tom :wink:
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eightballtom wrote:O Lord,

Please let Jermaine Defoe be stricken down with a minor injury/virus before tomorrow's game. I could do with him sitting this one out as I've got Forssell on my bench and I want his 14 points and likely 3 boni to boost my pitiful score this week.

Cheersy!

Tom :wink:
Same here wanted but Defoe out, Larsson in!
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I want to go back in time so that I could put Larsson (7pts) and Scharner (8pts) in my team and Gordon (6pts) too if it all goes tits up for James.
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eightballtom wrote:O Lord,

Please let Jermaine Defoe be stricken down with a minor injury/virus before tomorrow's game. I could do with him sitting this one out as I've got Forssell on my bench and I want his 14 points and likely 3 boni to boost my pitiful score this week.

Cheersy!

Tom :wink:
After Ronaldo and NZogbia failed to stay on the bench, I shall sell my soul to Santa if you don't get your finger out ya dossin' deity. Create the world in six days and you can't even strike down one of the above with the green apple splatters?

PS Defoe will be also be fit enough to help service your boy's harem if you leave him out tomorrow
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...and poke his eyes out :lol:
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Same here wanted but Defoe out, Larsson in!
Such Drama Queens...

Still pissed he didn´t listen?
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Cloggie wrote:
Same here wanted but Defoe out, Larsson in!
Such Drama Queens...

Still pissed he didn´t listen?
Lol! Defoe's goal eased the pain somewhat - effectively an 8-pointer as it denied my rivals an Everton clean sheet. Such a deft little flick he got on the ball as well - true class! :)
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COME ON DOWNING!!!!!!!!
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CarlosTheFinger wrote:
pork wrote:COME ON DOWNING!!!!!!!!
Play.....The Price is Righting.
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

quality.
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Oh father, who art in heaven,
Man City cs please

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That downing goal just cost me 9 points - Everton's clean sheet is also killing me - I think my season is done :cry:

EDIT - I'm back in it again - thank you footballing gods!

:D :D :D
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And yet another dodgy ref decision goes against us. Why do refs hate Sunderland? Is it revenge against Keane? :evil: :evil: :evil:
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Remind me father, why did you choose to give me the ability to predict negatively, rather than the ability to predict positively? :?
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M-boy wrote:Oh father, who art in heaven,
Man City cs please

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