FPL Prayer Mat

[No Way Jose]

Please lord let Bournemouth score (as long as it's not Wilson), and deliver a hattrick to your favourite son Kane.

I already prayed for a jones clean sheet. Why would you test the gods so?!

[Sutter Kane]

Can I pray to not remove Silva 2 gameweeks ago? His price was plummeting so. Therefore my decision was surely justified oh plentiful one.

Yet you punish me, in a ****ing ridiculous manner.

[No Way Jose]

and jones starting in a united clean sheet

So you'd be happy if he starts and comes off injured in the 59th minute of a United clean sheet?

You shouldn't leave loopholes. The Gods are vengeful and treacherous that way.

Fair call. Especially with jones' history of injuries. Please FPL God's, I beg thee for forgiveness for my misgivings, and asketh thee for a full 90 minutes and a clean sheet from jones. If you're feeling generous I will take 2 bonus points and testify as to your goodness to all I meet

Oh FPL gods, all of Australia will hear of the kind blessings you have lavished upon me today

[Cheweybacca]

Prayer Mat thread is 10 years old this week and has reached the grade of 3rd class relic. Whatever happened to its creator ?

[No Way Jose]

Oh great FPL God, please bless me again this week with 90 minutes and 2 goals from your Egyptian angel, no salah and clean sheets for Alonso and azpilicueta

[Oxford NZ]

Some points please, from anyone in my team, I am not fussy, at all.

From page 1 and just as pertinent today as it was 10 years ago.

[blahblah]

Some points please, from anyone in my team, I am not fussy, at all.

From page 1 and just as pertinent today as it was 10 years ago.

I was wise then

[RuudTheDudeVanTheMan]

Oh mighty one it is I the Ruud one. I hope and pray you can bestow upon me these two gifts. An unprecedented haul for the one they call Kun and a clean sheet for the boys of Burnley.

[No Way Jose]

FPL God you have been kind to me. I have praised you throughout the land. I asketh thee to again bestoweth upon me your many blessings

This week I am in dire need of a Chelsea clean sheet, sterling brace, and goals for zaha and richarlison. If your Christmas spirit is feeling extra generous, a Kane goal or double would be much appreciated

[Owsler]

God, we need to talk about Bournemouth. Help them shut out Man City. A 0-0 result would be a lovely Xmas present. Praise Jebus.

[FranckKessie]

Spurs cleanie if its not too much to ask for. Verthongen needs to start paying dividends.

[Pirlo's Beard]

God, we need to talk about Bournemouth. Help them shut out Man City. A 0-0 result would be a lovely Xmas present. Praise Jebus.

But didn't God send his only son Jesus to earth* for the express purpose of destroying The Holy Cherries this weekend?

Or has Jesus already martyred himself for your cause by playing the full 120 in midweek?

*Manchester City

[MoSe]

Please bring health and serenity to all women and men of good will.
For all and only the starting XI in my team to get double digit FPL scores this gw19, that's for the imperscrutable laws of chance to make it happen.

(PS the minus sign is not a digit, and 00 does not count)

[Owsler]

God, we need to talk about Bournemouth. Help them shut out Man City. A 0-0 result would be a lovely Xmas present. Praise Jebus.

But didn't God send his only son Jesus to earth* for the express purpose of destroying The Holy Cherries this weekend?

Or has Jesus already martyred himself for your cause by playing the full 120 in midweek?

*Manchester City

I made a mistake. Am I allowed to take back a prayer?

[Oxford NZ]

Oh mighty FPL gods, please give Coutinho another goal this fine game week and if it is not too much to ask 3 BP would be nice. Salah is having a nice GW so does not need any further assistance. Looks like he needs to rest up ready for some Christmas stuffing of Swansea btw.

[Pulpy]

Plus one to the above although I'd settle for an assist!

[Ruth_NZ]

[Sutter Kane]

Indeed 3 assists for him would be nice.

Richarlison hatrick

[Vsz]

Part of my 5 transfer minus 12 hit so I’ll join you on this one.

[Joccki_10]

[SirMattBugsby]

Alright 'arry. Take it easy now lad. Get your record with a solitary goal, then a yellow card (not sure if that counts for DGW, but still). Both of us happy.

[Hotstepper]

The three A's please - An Arry Atrick

[crack_chap]

A Vertonghen goal, almighty!

[Vsz]

A Kane blank please...!!! Certain he will score as I hit ‘submit’.

Would even settle for just one goal from him!

[Vsz]

A Kane blank please...!!! Certain he will score as I hit ‘submit’.

Would even settle for just one goal from him!

Let’s go for the latter then...!

[Vsz]

A Kane blank please...!!! Certain he will score as I hit ‘submit’.

Would even settle for just one goal from him!

Let’s go for the latter then...!

It feels like a long time ago I was delighted with City scoring 4 past Bournemouth having ditched Kane for Aguero.

I’m going to sleep now.

[blahblah]

Some points please, from anyone in my team, I am not fussy, at all.

From page 1 and just as pertinent today as it was 10 years ago.

I was wise then

And starting to get desperate today

[Joccki_10]

A few days late but never mind.

[FranckKessie]

Forgot to pray for Lloris not putting soap on his gloves today. Instead I'll make a little prayer for Dummett claiming the Newcastle left back spot.

[Hotstepper]

The three A's please - An Arry Atrick

Thank you Dear Lord