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Re: FPL Prayer Mat

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A hat-trick for Kane, three assists for Eriksen, zero minutes for Davies, first goal of the season for Mkhitaryan and a brace from Cesc against his former club. Please?

Anything less and I will get a red card myself tomorrow. :)

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Joccki_10 wrote: 16 Sep 2017, 17:02 A hat-trick for Kane, three assists for Eriksen, zero minutes for Davies, first goal of the season for Mkhitaryan or a brace from Cesc against his former club. Please?

Anything less and I will get a red card myself tomorrow. :)
changing your And to an Or :wink: ... and zero points for Davies is the one that would work for me - 1st two I'm not very keen on at all :?

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Prayed for mbemba and elliot CS., wasn't answered

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Desperate for Arsenal to conceded v WBA

My Championship H2H will be won if they do, My Fiso Cup will be won as well

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Phil Jones seems be a doubt for the weekend. Could do with him playing.

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Aldershot Rejects wrote: 27 Sep 2017, 23:38 Phil Jones seems be a doubt for the weekend. Could do with him playing.
I bet Mourinho was pissed off during last IB when Jones played both games and he is probably playing mind games now. He did the same before the last IB. Jones looked fit as it gets and never saw him playing that well.

United is playing against the team in very bad form without scoring not one goal after 6 games with their main striker injured, so he will not have any problem keeping Jones out of this game.
He could play DeGea as CB and Mata as GK and they would still get CS.

I`m really happy he is just a football manager and not politician.

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Oh benevolent FPL god I ask of you to bestow upon me the most insipid of snooze fests tonight which will be Illuminated briefly by a late penalty...which will duly be saved by Elliot ensuring a plentiful bounty of bonus points for he, Mee and me. I thank thee

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RuudTheDudeVanTheMan wrote: 30 Oct 2017, 07:41 Oh benevolent FPL god I ask of you to bestow upon me the most insipid of snooze fests tonight which will be Illuminated briefly by a late penalty...which will duly be saved by Elliot ensuring a plentiful bounty of bonus points for he, Mee and me. I thank thee
Amen

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RuudTheDudeVanTheMan wrote: 30 Oct 2017, 07:41 Oh benevolent FPL god I ask of you to bestow upon me the most insipid of snooze fests tonight which will be Illuminated briefly by a late penalty...which will duly be saved by Elliot ensuring a plentiful bounty of bonus points for he, Mee and me. I thank thee
Well said brother. :idea: :lol:

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Oh benevolent FPL god I ask of you to bestow upon me the most insipid of snooze fests tonight which will be Illuminated briefly by a late penalty...which will duly be saved by Pope ensuring a plentiful bounty of bonus points for he, Mee and me. I thank thee

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Oh benevolent FPL god I ask of you to bestow upon me the most insipid of snooze fests tonight which will be Illuminated briefly by a late penalty...which will duly be smashed home by Ritchie ensuring a plentiful bounty of bonus points for he, Elliot and me. I thank thee.

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It looks like this prayer page actually works, as no way can I see a goal in this game.

Jinx :wink: maybe haha

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Whoops :lol:

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Oh lord I thank thee for these gifts you bestow upon me on this, the day of my birth.

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RuudTheDudeVanTheMan wrote: 30 Oct 2017, 22:19 Oh lord I thank thee for these gifts you bestow upon me on this, the day of my birth.
Happy Birthday :D

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Nice wan cheers!

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Dear Christ(ian),

After doing nothing for days, weeks, even months,

And being sold so much his price dropped below his starting price,

Could you please punish those who have sold the great Dane by letting him score a free-kick and assist a Kane header tonight?

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Joccki_10 wrote: 28 Nov 2017, 13:47 Dear Christ(ian),

After doing nothing for days, weeks, even months,

And being sold so much his price dropped below his starting price,

Could you please punish those who have sold the great Dane by letting him score a free-kick and assist a Kane header tonight?

Amen to that!

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Please Good Lord, make room on the marked green pitches of England for all of my starting eleven, without any need to call upon my very lowly rated reserves.

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Please let Scott Dann start tonight! Wishful thinking..

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Dear FPL God. I will get specific to help you out. PleSe give Manchester United a 2-1 victory with a goal from richarlison, a morata double, and let azpi start despite pesky rumours he will not. Please do not smite me with having naughton come off my bench. I hope that's not too much to ask. I will donate .1 million to charity :lol:

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Pirlo's Beard wrote:
Joccki_10 wrote: 28 Nov 2017, 13:47 Dear Christ(ian),

After doing nothing for days, weeks, even months,

And being sold so much his price dropped below his starting price,

Could you please punish those who have sold the great Dane by letting him score a free-kick and assist a Kane header tonight?

Amen to that!

Looking good so far.

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Joccki_10 wrote: 28 Nov 2017, 20:55 Looking good so far.

I remembered that prayer is pointless and transferred him out before the deadline.

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Pirlo's Beard wrote:
Joccki_10 wrote: 28 Nov 2017, 20:55 Looking good so far.

I remembered that prayer is pointless and transferred him out before the deadline.

Should have told me. I thought we were friends.

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Joccki_10 wrote: 28 Nov 2017, 22:14 Should have told me. I thought we were friends.

I guess I'm more Judas than Jesus. :wink:

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Pray for punishing someone else?
Calling for a yellow card is a bookable offense, prayermat basics

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Post by RuudTheDudeVanTheMan »

    Oh powerful and vindictive one, I now more than ever see your true power. You have left me with just 9 men. They are good men but just mere mortals. If you can somehow grant me the miracle of some attacking returns from any of (C)Morata, Alonso, Wilson, Monreal, ECM, Monreal, Mee or the forsaken ones Silva and Salah I will tell all I meet of your greatness and benevolence. Your eternal servant Ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud.

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    :lol:

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