The Rounded Keeper - FPL Pub Talk & Matchday Banter 2017-18

[Bob Newhart]

Just got in from the Turf.

I see Pope is on for 2 bonus, not sure how, he had nothing to do.

Divine intervention? Papal infallibility?

That would be an ecumenical matter

As opposed to Lindelof who's defending is an excremental matter

[Aldershot Rejects]

Every time someone other than Lukaku is involved in a goal, a little piece of me dies.

whilst a little bit of me jumps for joy

One man's loss is another man's gain, etc etc etc.

Lukaku only scores in the last 10 mins anyway, so I ain't bothered.

Indeed. Wondering if he will haul Lukaku off with 10 mins to go to give Ibra a run (sadly, it is more likely to be Martial or Rashford)

[MPTree]

Every time someone other than Lukaku is involved in a goal, a little piece of me dies.

whilst a little bit of me jumps for joy

One man's loss is another man's gain, etc etc etc.

Lukaku only scores in the last 10 mins anyway, so I ain't bothered.

Yeah but he’ll be subbed for Ibra on 59

Doh!

[Joccki_10]

Wonder if I could just sell my FPL account for a few quid with that miraculous OR last time out.

I could do so much stuff in the weekends without worrying about this game.

[Stemania]

Pogba (Rashford) 3-1

[swadd1er]

Pogba HAD to be back to face us didn’t he. Bloody typical.

[MPTree]

Dammit. Was so close to taking Pogba over Silva on the WC.

This game is a particularly harsh mistress.

[Pirlo's Beard]

Pogba looking like he's never been away.

[Tacalabala]

This kind of makes a nonsense of the talk that United were lacking creativity. Pogba looks a billion dollars tonight.

[Owsler]

Pogba again

[swadd1er]

Brighton and Watford up next for United but followed by Arsenal and City. Not sure if it’s the time to bring Pogba in.

[baganboy]

Pogba is very good

[MPTree]

So many goals today. Exciting times.

[baganboy]

I like, though that the focus of the masses would be in bringing in Pogba, thus there would not be major moves elsewhere.

[Aldershot Rejects]

Tempted by Stirling to Pogba - points potential per minute is probably not dissimilar but I'd quite like someone nailed on for starts at the minute.

[Pirlo's Beard]

Fellaini on for Pogba, to do some damage for my Draft team. Or possibly to it.

[Aldershot Rejects]

Lukaku

[Stemania]

Lukaku (Mata?) 4-1

[Aldershot Rejects]

Mata assist.

[swadd1er]

Didn’t want him scoring, anyone but Lukaku

[Pirlo's Beard]

Newcastle with an Ireland-like defence of their 1-0 lead.

[baganboy]

Aargh. Damn.

[swadd1er]

Here comes Ibra if things couldn’t get any worse already.

[Owsler]

Please take Lukaku off. Please.

[=ID=]

FINALLY!

[Stemania]

Zlatan on for Martial to play as a number 10, wearing number 10.

Edit, nope, Lukaku has gone wide right.

[Caf]

Please take Lukaku off. Please.

This. I chose to bring Kane in instead of Lukaku this week, but as things stand I am actually up on points from that decision, owing to the side effect of captaining Salah.

If Lukaku doesn’t score again, that is. If.

[Pirlo's Beard]

I'm far from being any kind of United fan, but seeing Ibra back is pretty awesome.

[swadd1er]

Lukaku now on the right hand side

[Sammy the Crab]

Is my app playing up or has Elliott only managed one save?!